Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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