What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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