Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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