Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Randomize
