So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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