Can Purell be used as lube?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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