I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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