i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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