Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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