So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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