can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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