He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'd cum for enchiladas.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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