singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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