with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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