508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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