just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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