Just mADE A PArabola og urine
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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