I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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