are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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