He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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