Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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