Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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