so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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