he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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