i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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