glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Two words: nipple clamps
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