chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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