Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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