ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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