did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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