ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Come see our sink grown plant.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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