return my video game
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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