dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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