Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Soap is not a condiment
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I think my moral compass just broke
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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