What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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