oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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