You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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