I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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