It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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