thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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