Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
where does the pee come out of this thing
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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