There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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