About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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