I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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