I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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