It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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