Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
