Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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