Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
even my farts smell like vagina
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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