i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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