New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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