I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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