Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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