I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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