Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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