You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The air was thick with penises
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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