He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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