I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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