Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Randomize
